So, Obama is having a 4th of July party and the Iranians aren't RSVPd. They aren't even really welcome anymore but the pesky invite was in the mail prior to the taboo civil rights violations. Hmmm, gives me an idea.
Everyone wants to go to the big, major parties of the year. People spend almost all year trying to get invited to Fashion Weeks Armani opener, the Academy Awards Governors Ball, etc... What if America threw a yearly party, and made a totally fierce guest list. I mean, really the creme de la creme of the international scene. I'm talking a party even Oprah might not get invited to.
I'm thinking it would work. After a couple years, a few discreetly leaked photos of President Sarkozy doing a jello shot off the belly of Federal Chancellor Merkel... suddenly everyone wants to be in the in crowd. All the cool kids get together at the UN meetings and giggle about the hilarious attempts to keg stand Michelle without ruining her Haute Couture gown.
I'm telling you... in a couple years, Kim Jon Il will be begging for two party talks so he can schmooze and Dmitry Medvedev will be bringing Obama gifts to the G20 summit meetings. Everyone wants to be included...
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